The Hellish Hedge Fund Joke

Date: Friday, June 8, 2007
Author: Albourne Village

A young dude died and went to Heaven, to be greeted by St Peter at the Pearly Gate. He said, 'I must check your record. Please stand here and wait'.

'I see you drank', he continued, 'And smoked a lot.

The fact is you've done everything a guy should not.

We can't have your sort here - your life was full of sin'.

But then he read some more, took the young man's hand and said, 'Come in'.

St Peter led him to the Big Boss and said, 'We'll take him in and treat him well.

He used to work in Hedge Funds- so he's done his time in Hell'.